(Shank Ninja) Pink Cow's introduction

Hidey ho everybody. I'm Pink Cow and was recruited by,,,I'm not sure who exactly, but it was on GG. Frank was one of them and he hooked me up with this site.

Basically, I'm a pink cow, so I like making strawberry milk, eating grass, and crapping in bushes. You know, the usual.

The Pink Cow's natural habitat is Idaho, and in addition to the aforementioned activities, he also enjoys playing guitar, snowboarding, and pwning noobs, often with the shank.

I think that's about it for now. I haven't played on this server for more than a couple months, but I really like what leadership activity I have seen on this server. A lot of clan servers I play on are full of power-hungry doosh admins, but this group seems a lot less...gay.

Thanks for the invite,

Pink Cow

thanks for the lulz great app!

and thanks for the grats on how we run the server! here is some more info on how we do shit around here

https://rezurrection.forumotion.com/general-chat-f1/incase-u-dont-know-what-is-coming-up-in-the-near-future-d-t65.htm

if you could also add me to steam that would be awesome!
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197975119989

and welcome to the clan! if you have not already got the recruit tag from frank or one of our other members ill set u up

stop stalkin people panda its like u want them to join ur clan or sumthin

lol. Its because our clan is legit.

Btw, I am in need of some strawberry milk, and not that wannabe
shit milk from nesquik I need the real deal. Can you hook someone up?

...And I don't mean in that shady drink it out of a straw with your eyes
closed either kind of deal. I am never doing that again.

What if the straw felt a lot like a teat? A very long flappy teat. If that sounds like the thing for you, boy do I have a t(r)eat for you.

I must warn you, the pink cow's milk comes out at exactly 98.6 degrees, so you may want to refrigerate for 4-6 hours before consumption.

And thanks for the welcome folks (panda). I'll add ya when I see you in GG. (Or when I get around to going on this site on my desktop and not my laptop which doesn't have steam).

haha u want him to suckle ur "teet"

Freemind2pointo wrote:
...And I don't mean in that shady drink it out of a straw with your eyes
closed either kind of deal. I am never doing that again.

dont lie freemind u like it and this time u get "pink milk"

okay okay okay fine, It has secretly been a fantasy of mine, you caught me.

But I swear, that last cow I was with was over the age of consent, shit was awwwwwrrrigggghhhtttt.

"But I swear, that last cow I was with was over the age of consent"

Are you sure that wasn't a bull?

I'd be glad to hook you up with some, but I didn't see you today in GG, so...


Lol ps now that valve did another stupid update none of the server stuff (map voting, rtv, ping autokicking, even some admin stuff I think) is working. At least that's how it was about 6 hours ago

Cheers,

Pink Cow